Highway Troopers Suspended

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Two highway patrol troopers were suspended after retaliating against the owner of a local donut shop in Palm City, CA. According to the investigative report, the troopers were seen placing this road sign on the only highway into the small coastal town without authorization.  Gabriel Cambel, the owner of the Donut Emporium, a popular breakfast stop that opened last May, noted that sales plummeted in the following weeks before it was removed by local authorities.  One of the suspended officers, Frank Bartlett, a twelve year veteran, claimed that he and his partner were the victims of an irate hippie that had secretly put ketchup in their jelly donuts. The matter is under investigation.


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